I give you “Fixing Fan-fiction Fuckery!” In this section you will find a series of short stories that ‘fix’ situations in fanfiction that make my skin crawl and eye twitch. A series of short stories that go the way I think things would go if this crap was pulled in real life. I know not everyone will agree with me. I know that a lot of people love these things when they crop up in stories. I don’t HATE them as such; they just bug me that this is how people automatically see these characters behaving. (eg Eric is this macho dom guy and Sookie is a doormat). I personally believe Eric likes Sookie’s fire and Sookie wouldn’t put up with his crap. Enjoy! And I hope the rest of you enjoy also.
P.S. About 18 months ago, I got into a discussion with my housemate about penises. Of course this eventually lead to a certain picture of a certain Swede I love immensely. Now, I have never seen a naked man in real life before. Never. So I commented about the ‘size’ of said appendage and she asked my opinion. I said that I thought it was large for flaccid. I mentioned this in a chat group and a hilarious catch-phrase was born! I intend on writing a one-shot one day dedicated to the phrase Large for Flaccid. And it will be a FFF story. Stay tuned!